Monday, November 24, 2008

the next installment

keep guessing, if you're not bored with the narrative

I’ve heard them say that I’m pretty. Houseguests will walk by, and my shiny gold base catches their eye. Even though I’ve been picked up many times, I’m still a shiny bright gold. Sometimes people praise the intricate carvings in the gold metal. Others like the mosaic top. If I remember-- it’s been so long since I’ve been placed in front of a mirror-- the mosaic is a medley of flowers and leaves on a white background. The flowers come in many sizes, my overall size limiting them. They can’t grow like the flowers I’ve seen outside the window that bloom when spring comes. There is a metal faux braid enclosing them, like a lasso around a cattle’s neck. Of course, I can’t feel the pull of the rope like a cattle could. The tension never changes, I am always the same.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

for lack of anything better to post...

This is the first paragraph of a descriptive essay I wrote earlier this year...can anyone guess what it is I'm talking about? Its more like a very descriptive story. If you like it I can post the rest later.

I know what it feels like to be empty. For years, nothing has been kept inside me. I know that I’m not that big, but I could certainly hold a pair of earrings. I know how small they are. From my place on the shelf, I’ve seen girls put in their earrings, small shiny studs for school. I could hold those. It would be nice to have a use besides being a pretty ornament.

Friday, November 14, 2008

The Most Adorable Post EVER

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This is video of Shiba Inu Puppies and it is a live feed. I have spent far to long a time watching these adorable puppies sleeep and play, but it has added to my overall life quality :-D.ENJOY!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Did you vote today?

You can get plenty of free crap
if my parents got their act together i probably could of voted as well ( yes i blame you mom/dad) !

here are some free crap you can get:
  • Ben & Jerry’s - Free scoop of ice cream between 5-8pm.
  • California Tortilla - Free taco, but you must have an “I Voted” sticker. (DE, MD, DC, PA, VA, WV) I live by one btw
  • Chick-fil-a - Get a free chicken sandwich if you TURN IN your “I Voted” sticker to them. There are a few locations that are also running a promotion on Nov. 5 for another free chicken sandwich if you bring in your political yard sign.
  • Krispy Kreme - Free “Patriotic” donuts if you have an “I Voted” sticker
  • Starbucks Free small coffee if you tell them you voted
  • and my personal favorite if you are in Dallas and have your “I Voted” sticker, you can get a free laser tattoo removal session from 9am-9pm
Go Obama wooo
and let me reiterate the Political Drinking Games
click here
and since i can not vote give me your free stuff


Monday, November 3, 2008


YEAAA time for SNL super special monday
I am personaly having a viewing party at a friends house. 2 democrats vs. one republican offspring (who is pro Obama, but likes to get me angry)

Oh and here are some suggestions to do tomrow night when you are worrying about the future of America!
Election Night Drinking Game!!

Its a must read.
Happy Worrying
<3 eLLE


This is just wrong, because apparently all atheists dance naked around a fire of burning bibles, and abort babies on a regular basis.

another election video!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Saturday, November 1, 2008

With Friends like this who needs an enemy?

McCain Fail
thank god only 3 days left
<3 eLLE